What is Mandatory Gay Abortion?
Quite simply put, MGA is the only website you need to get your fill of political news. Or, more accurately, it's the only website you need to get your fill of disjointed, one-sided rants about political news. America wants to turn politics into a sporting event? Fine. But we're gonna play it the most EXTREME.
We differ from other news outlets in the fact that we have no journalistic integrity, no access to primary sources, and no ability to look past the spin to tackle issues objectively.
The American people have spoken: they want sensationalism and fear-mongering. We aim to please.
About the Contributors
Coming soon...
Mandatory Gay Abortion Mission Statement
We, as concerned human people and citizens of this universe, strive to...
... promote the transparency and accessibility of facts at all levels of government and society.
... engage in the free and open discussion of various shit.
... compete in the global newsmedia marketplace on the same level as the gold standard: Fox News.
... be better than everyone.
